All My Children

I have many children, and much like the the old woman who lived in the shoe, I oftentimes do not know what to do. Getting rid of any of my children is not an option as all of them are unique and therefore very special to me. Here is a list of my children and their unique attributes:



Official Name: Duncan
Nickname: Chunky Man
Favorite Food: Breast milk
Calming Influence: Rocking and lullabies
Daily motivator: Eating
Favorite pastimes: Sticking his tongue out at Daddy, taking baths
Best friend: Barkley




Official Name: Barkley
Nickname: The police
Favorite Food: Bunny Surprise
Calming Influence: None
Daily motivator: Chasing squirrels, policing the house
Favorite pastimes: Watching Animal Planet
Favorite noise: The kitchen timer at grandma's house
Best friend: Sweetums



Official Name: Sweetums
Nickname: Sweety Sweetums
Favorite Food: Bananas
Calming Influence: Going upside down in someone's lap
Daily motivator: Laying by the heat vent
Favorite pastimes: Seeing if she can jump in the bed without getting kicked out
Least favorite noise: Opening garbage bags
Best friend: Barkley



Official Name: Gizmo
Nickname: Fatso
Favorite Food: Doritos, potato chips
Calming Influence: Being in her cat carrier
Daily motivator: Eating
Favorite pastimes: Eating
Favorite noise: The opening of the food cupboard
Best friend: Jenny Craig



Official Name: Daryl
Nickname: D
Favorite Food: His mom's macaroni and cheese
Calming Influence: Ice cream
Daily motivator: Watching sports
Favorite pastimes: Building fires, sticking his tongue out at Duncan
Favorite noise: Farts
Best friend: Scrabulous