Let's Hear Some Good News

I just got done reading what was possibly the most depressing article ever. The first few lines are:
"It would be a lot easier to enjoy your life if there weren't so many things trying to kill you every day. The problems start even before you're fully awake."
The article is called "How Americans are Living Dangerously." Here's a link in case you want to be totally depressed on purpose.

I also looked at CNN. It appears that dork of a country--China--has blown up a satellite--on purpose. Apparently it was bothering them being up above the earth so high that they just had to knock it down so that the idea of a useless satellite in space wouldn't keep them up at night. Well, that would be quite all right with me except that CNN/Time says, "The James Bond-style exercise left a several-hundred- meter-wide cloud of scrap metal floating around in space. Some of the debris could pose a threat to spacecraft passing through the region, scientists say, and will remain a problem for hundreds of years to come. And there will be repercussions on Earth, too." So, really, they didn't get rid of the satellite completely. They just broke it up into a million little pieces much like James Frey or Mike Teavee from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Here's something else that's ticks me off: the article never says what the repercussions on Earth will be. Is this going to affect the weather? Really, we don't need to be shooting things out of the sky. Just let them stay up there, China.

Same Blog, Different Colors

Do you like the new color scheme? Well, it doesn't really matter if you do or not because I'm not changing it back. I figure that this way the writing stretches all the way across the page. What a novel idea, huh?

Time to Vote

You know those songs that you hear and it makes you think of the good ol' days? Like Johnny Holden parties and such. Well, I guess it probably only makes you think of Johnny Holden parties if you are Kelly, Amanda, Chip, or me. But anywho, you know what I mean. So, what are your favorite good ol' days party songs? I'm going to tell you right now that I'm putting No Diggety on the list. I'm sure Kelly will second that motion.

Oh No!

OH NO! Poor Southern California. They don't know what to do with themselves. They are SO cold. Wah. Wah.
What are they going to do? They can't even wear their bikinis around today! Oh NO! Get out your winter coats! What? You don't have any? All you own are bikinis and beach wear? Oh, my bad.

Crippling Ice Storm

Well, I was just on The Weather Channel's website. It seems that we're in for a CRIPPLING ICE STORM!!!! It would be bad enough if I saw that there was an ice storm headed our way. I think it's rather unnecessary to add the word CRIPPLING. Watch out, Texas! It seems that you are getting the worst of it. DAMAGING ICING!!! This sounds like one apocalyptic ice storm if you ask me.
Wow. In other news, scientists are moving the doomsday clock forward this week.

I Knew There Was a Secret!

Now that I've read this article, I think I could be well on my way to infamy if I wanted to....

How to become "teacher of the year" article.

Calling All Ladies

Danger! Danger! Brad Pitt is beginning to look OLD! AHHH!!!! What is going on?
Oh, wait. I know. Stupid Angelina J. What is wrong with your big lips that you're making Brad Pitt look so old?







He's starting to look like...dare I say it? Arnie!! Egad.















Let's take a stroll down memory lane and remember what good ol' BP looked like in the good ol' days.




















Even when he wore a dress and thought he was a space monkey, he looked better than now with stupid AJ. What's wrong with you Brad Pitt? Geez.

Don't Stop, Get It Get It

Who else loves Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz? I do. I do. It's a nutty good song if you haven't heard it. If you aren't familiar with The Gorillaz, they are a weird little group. They have secret identities. They will only be known by their cartoon selves, which I don't understand because apparently the lead singer is the guy from Blur (remember the Woo Hoo song...Song 2?) and he's actually pretty good looking compared with his cartoon self. His cartoon self is the guy with no eyes. They go to great lengths not to be seen I guess including playing behind secret curtains and stuff during their concerts. It's a little much if you ask me. Plus, who wants to go to a concert and not even see the band?

Why is it so warm yet gray outside today??? The weather is so strange lately. The fact that it's not snowing is kind of freaking me out.

Do you like fish sticks? I'm making some right now. I am going to eat them with tartar sauce. Yum.

DDR

I have a new addiction. Dan started it. He got me dance dance for Christmas. Well, I have to say that it's a lot better than working out for real. You just dance up a storm, which I enjoy, and burn up all those calories from the giant plate of Chinese food you ate last night. Not all bad. I stink at it, but that's okay. There's a little guy in the game that encourages you to do better. He'll say, "That's all right! Grades aren't everything." Thanks, buddy. Then, if you're doing really bad (as I often am) he'll say, "Maybe you should spend some time in the training room." One day, I hope to be as good as these idiots. For now, I'll settle for not making people scream when I wear my bathing suit in Mexico.