(Without pictures...sorry)
By Bat
Mom and Dad go on a smelly bus full of senior citizens to get a new supply of Jesus juice. Dad hold his AARP card up so lady will let him play bus BINGO.
Anyroo, we stay with crazy nieces Barkley and Sweetums. They play crazy and bite each other in the head all day long. Barkley, she lose her collar a lot. Why nont her big ears keep it on?
Cousin Daryl and Sandy Big Clunky I'm Late For Work Shoes are stingy with the cookies. We cry best we can, but only three or four cookies a day come offa the counter.
So Elsie, she cry real loud and them BAM....her tail busts open at the seam. It get all over the couch and she throw up orange stuff too. Now really no cookies.
2 comments:
What? Who's bat?
I told the dog doctor the tail was all a mess
I told the dog doctor my dog was in distress
And then the dog doctor, she told me what to do.
She said that
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, wig wag, wiggy wiggy wig wag.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, oh yes it sure look bad.
So now the dog doctor, she look me in the eye
She say the dog need help, but she not gonna die
And then the dog doctor, she gave me this advice.
She said that
Cash, check, Mastercard or Visa.
Cash, check, Mastercard or Visa, any one will do.
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