Sunday, February 04, 2007

For Tania


I started to feel bad about posting this, but then I remembered that Fergie's stupid song is like number one on the charts and she makes millions of dollars, so now I don't feel so bad. So, here goes.
How does someone so un-photogenic end up so famous? How are you allowed to sing on TV, the radio, and everywhere else when you just really can't? It's these kinds of questions that make the universe so confusing. I guess recording studios with their fancy overlaying can make anyone a singer. And make-up can make anyone look halfway decent.
Here's the problem though. Eventually, people will realize that you can't sing, Ferg. They will. Won't they? Eventually all the background dancers in the world and additional non-singers won't be able to cover up your non-talent.
Tasty! Tasty!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmm Trannylicious

Anonymous said...

It's scares me everytime I come to your page. I say, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Holly

Anonymous said...

Dear Sandy bean,

Look out your window. See all that snow? A week from today, we get to say, NO MO'

Pina coladas and beaches, surf sand and fun,
the boys can watch mexican nascar
and we can all gain a ton!

Love,

Your terrible poet seester
Tania

CrazySchmals said...

Ha! I love it, T! I can't wait. This snow is too yucky.