Things I Hate

Yippee, my sidebar has returned to its upright and proper position. Okay. Enough celebrating... on to the list of things I hate.

1. That guy in the paper who writes the column about how to win at bridge. Get a real job, puh-lease.
2. Blackhawks.
3. Screaming teenagers at 7:00 in the morning. It's homecoming time again!!
4. That my garage door opener only works about 25% of the time and I have to hit the button and run real fast in my work clothes and almost get killed by the door.
5. Candy corn.
6. Cleaning.
7. When people pay for their groceries with a check and don't even get their checkbook out until the cashier tells them the total. Is the fact that you actually have to pay a total surprise???
8. All holidays and holiday decorations.
9. (8b really) Christmas ads in October. You know they're on their way....we only have a few more Christmas-free weeks left, so you best enjoy it.
10. Larry King.
11. Children who have cell phones.
12. Copier jams. (Please clear the jam in area 4A, 2C, 5D, J10....you sunk my battleship.)
13. Stupid people who don't realize they're stupid.
14. When I'm trying to just buy my groceries and get the hell OUT of Meijer and the cashier has to ask if I want to buy a fountain drink. Uh, no. I plan to go home and EAT SOME OF MY GROCERIES IF YOU'LL LET ME OUT OF THE STORE.
15. People at work asking if I'm new when I have worked there for 3 years.
16. While I am fixing the jammed copier.